Author Bio in Three Lengths

Write a bio in three lengths from the same facts. Third person unless I say otherwise. PERSON Name: [NAME] What they do now: [ROLE] The one credential that matters for this use: [FACT] A second fact, human, that I want in the long version only: [FACT] What to leave out: [PAST JOBS, JOKES, LOCATION] Use: [TALKS | BOOK JACKET | SITE FOOTER | PRESS] Point of view: [THIRD | FIRST] LENGTHS 1) 25 words. 2) 60 words. 3) 120 words. All three must still answer what they do. The short one is not a list of adjectives. The long one adds the credential and the human fact without a memoir. No "passionate about empowering." Give me a version with and without a joke if I included one, and recommend which to use for [USE].